Sunday, April 20, 2014

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

(Source: simpsons-latino)

(Source: calypsoburch)

amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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